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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

How do you say shit the bed in French?


I'll let Shimer take some real cuts at the French later since he knows all the details and I caught only some of the tasty nuggets but I will say that it's hard to remember a legit. contender (depending on who you asked) shitting the bed faster than France just did in the 2010 World Cup.

A squad that many picked to go far in South Africa, surely out of their group, it's hard to believe that they're going home already. However, for the last week since the ship started sinking it has been a meltdown of epic proportions.

First Nicolas Anelka-a talented player but complete bozo- popped off about the team and then he was sent home. Next, the rest of the team refused to practice and the coach, Raymond Domench-that Shimer has said for months didn't know what to do-clearly lost control of this star filled team.

Around the world everyone hates the French, so let's all revel in this shitshow for the next few weeks. No doubt, Domenech will be sent packing and someone else will take over this toxic group. Good luck to you bud, whoever you may be.

France (after teams play their last game, we'll do a quick postmortem on their 2010 World Cup)

Best moment: Malouda scoring vs. South Africa, ensuring the hosts wouldn't make it out of the group stage.

Worst moment: Every other second spent in South Africa, it's hard to fathom a team blowing up more on such a big stage.

Best result: The thrilling 0-0 (sarcasm) opening night tie vs. Uruguay. It turned out to be the only point the French picked up.

Worst result: Losing 2-0 to Mexico in the second match, showing the world that this team was going nowhere fast.

Final tally: one goal scored, four allowed.

Best player: Uh Malouda I guess since he provided the only highlight and made sure France wouldn't be shut out in 2010 after being runners-up in 2006.

Worst player: Anelka since nothing says I'm an idiot like getting kicked out of the World Cup by your own team.

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