If you don't think Messi's cool, you've probably got a big dump in your pants

It's only a matter of time before Lionel Messi, the best player in the world, finds the scoresheet.

He just had a standard cutback and shot ticketed for the top corner in the 37th minute that was deflected out for a corner by Nigerian goalkeeper Vincent Enyeama.

I wish I had put some money on Messi to lead the tournament in goals, haha although those odds were probably like 10/9 or something shitty.

1-0 Argentina in the 41st minute.